这位南开教授的简历火了！网友：是不是进修过相声？
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>还记得你大学时</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>学校官网上</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>教授们的个人介绍长什么样吗？<br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; visibility: visible; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>一般都非常严肃、简练（且金光闪闪）</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;vertical-align:inherit;'></span></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>不过</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>网友们最近发现一位“不走寻常路”的教授<br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; visibility: visible; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>他就是</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>南开大学物理科学学院的</span><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>胡金牛教授</span></strong></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>他的学院官网主页上</span></p><p style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>个人介绍仿佛自带弹幕吐槽<br style='outline: 0px; 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font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>“主要是当时找不到工作”</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>“被人强拉进去的”</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>“承蒙各位前辈大佬支持”</span></strong></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);display: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 676px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>在研究方向上<br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>胡教授介绍，</span><span style='font-size: 16px;'>有的方向</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>“目前火得一塌糊涂，</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>其实都是为了生存”</span></strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>还要加上可爱的表情^_^</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 610px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>介绍自</span><span style='font-size: 16px;'>己的教学课程</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>也要补充说明</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>其中有门课<strong>“常因为选课人少停课”</strong></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 534px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>荣誉称号方面<br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>胡教授列举了</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>包括“2006年时代周刊年度风云人物”</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>（PS.获得者是“you”，所有网民）</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>“2008年感动中国特别奖获得者”<br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>（获得者是“全体中国人”）</span></strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>2022年奥林匹克杯得主</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>(获得者是“中国人民”）</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>他还贴心提示</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>如果不相信可以自行搜索</span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 432px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>能够在个人官方简介中坦言</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>自己找不到工作的经历</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>以及对多个学科领域直言个人见解</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>胡金牛教授迅速引起了众多网友“围观”</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;'></span></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>随着胡教授的简历</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>登上热搜</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>网友们还发现了南开大学物理学院</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>另一位有趣的教授：</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>陈璟教授</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>他的主页还有BGM</span></strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br style='outline: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 676px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>在介绍自己时，陈教授写道</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>教授最自豪的是能在30岁之前</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>出了趟国逛逛，读完了书</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>还顺便拿到了一些文凭</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'><strong>（指两个学士、两个硕士、一个博士）</strong></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);display: initial;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 676px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>介绍研究方向时，他说</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>教授应该拿不到诺奖</span><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'></span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>所以只做自己感兴趣的课题</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>（物理漂亮、数学简单的那种）</span></strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 676px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>荣誉称号方面</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>则直接放了一张图：</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>那些只是虚名而已……</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;display: initial;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;width: 676px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section><span style='font-size: 16px;'><br></span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'>网友：</span></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'>你们南开的教授都进修过相声么</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;'><strong><span style='font-size: 16px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;'></span></span></strong></section><section><br></section><section style='margin-right: 8px; 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2008年感动中国特别奖获得者， 学到了， 以后简历加上着一条，哈哈
好优秀人才啊 这样的教授上课肯定也很有趣 现在个个都会说相声 感觉很平易近人 高学历的教授 好优秀的人才啊