爱渭南的暖洋洋
发表于 2022-4-8 09:34
好狠！男子赖床5小时不起，竟被老婆直接缝在沙发上...
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'><strong><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;color: rgb(255, 76, 65);'>老公赖床不起咋办？</span></strong></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>威海的荣女士想出一招</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>↓<span style='outline: 0px;'>↓↓</span></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>既然不起，就缝在沙发上吧<span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing:border-box;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;'></span></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>据威海的荣女士，<br></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>老公在沙发上躺了5个多小时</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>不陪自己和孩子玩，</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>老公说自己可以除了吃饭上厕所一直在沙发上</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'><span style='outline: 0px;'>荣女士</span>越想越生气，就趁他睡着，</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>用针线把衣服和沙发缝在了一起。</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='vertical-align:inherit;margin-bottom: 0em;line-height: 2em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: inherit;width: 100%;'></span></p><p style='vertical-align:inherit;margin-bottom: 0em;line-height: 2em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: inherit;width: 100%;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 1.75em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>因为另一面是沙发背不太好缝，<br></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>所以就只缝了<span style='outline: 0px;'>半边身子</span></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='vertical-align:inherit;margin-bottom: 0em;line-height: 2em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: inherit;width: 100%;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>她说缝的时候还挺解压的，</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>孩子还在他手上涂美甲</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align:center;vertical-align:inherit;margin-bottom: 0em;line-height: 2em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: inherit;width: 100%;'></span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>丈夫睡醒后动了几下动不了，</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>发现自己被缝起来后也笑了起来。</span></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><br></p><p style='text-align: center; vertical-align: inherit; outline: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 2em; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;'><span style='outline: 0px;letter-spacing: normal;font-family: 微软雅黑, "Microsoft YaHei";'>家庭生活也少不了一点小乐子呀！</span></p><p style='text-align: center; 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小心翼翼
发表于 2022-4-8 10:30
狠心的老婆{:qqemoji28:}
段立志志
发表于 2022-4-8 10:44
接着让继续睡，被子再盖上{:qqemoji14:}
wnlw13579
发表于 2022-4-8 11:25
这下让你睡个够
旭日阳刚
发表于 2022-4-8 12:22
这是个好办法、搞笑的很。
谷雨由8
发表于 2022-4-8 12:28
玩笑开过了，死猪一样，缝也不醒来，我不信
我的唯一
发表于 2022-4-8 13:43
创意不错了
zhaozhixue
发表于 2022-4-8 14:05
和谐家园共育
云裳醉影
发表于 2022-4-8 14:16
这个办法不错不错
吐司面包
发表于 2022-4-8 14:56
这是个好办法、搞笑的很。